Zombie Apocalypse

At work today we decided the small rural community we live in is already seeing the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. It’s an aging community, so all the old people who die we’ve decided just keep getting up every day and coming to the post office, going about their business as usual. This theory makes sense since most of the customers smell bad, develop odd sores, are withered like zombies, and move at a slow, shambling gait. But soon winter will be here and they will all freeze up in their houses until spring. Maybe that will make Christmas in the area more bearable this year.