Dead Mice and Blowjobs

If your spouse is amenable to it, it is perfectly acceptable to use sex as a bargaining chip. 

Excerpt from real text message exchange this week:

Me: I will suck your cock every day for a month if you take care of the dead mice in the basement this weekend. Deal?
Him: DEAL!!! :-D

The last time I threatened not to blow him until the kiddie latches went on? Yeah, not so much. The cabinets are still secured by duct tape and zip ties.

The choice is yours.